Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
s1e1: Life Will Kill You
A young woman's new sex life is cut short; a gun enthusiast is no match for a rattle snake; a bug collector is bitten by a Black Widow
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
s1e2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
A meat packer gets locked a freezer; scuba diving and flying in the same day.
Sunday, February 8th, 2009
s1e3: Unforced Errors
A young beauty works out a fantasy; an attorney jumps out a window; a helium-filled death trap.
Sunday, February 8th, 2009
s1e4: Death Over Easy
A fetish orgy and some grizzly realizations; a dozing beauty and a fire-breathing midget.
Sunday, February 15th, 2009
s1e5: Dead and Deader
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
s1e6: Death Gets Busy
A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.
Sunday, March 1st, 2009
s1e7: The Lighter Side of Death
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
Sunday, March 8th, 2009
s1e8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
Sunday, March 15th, 2009
s1e9: Death Be Not Stupid
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
Sunday, March 22nd, 2009
s1e10: Cure for the Common Death
Sunday, March 29th, 2009
s1e11: Death: A User's Manual
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
Sunday, April 5th, 2009
s1e12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
Sunday, December 6th, 2009
s2e1: Death On Arrival
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009
s2e2: Death Bites!
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009
s2e3: Up With Death
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
s2e4: Putting a Happy Face on Death
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
s2e5: Bringing In The Dead
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
s2e6: Gratefully Dead
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
s2e7: Come On Get Deathy
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
s2e8: Death Watch
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
s2e9: Waking Up Dead
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
s2e10: You're Dead! LOL!
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
s2e11: Dead to Rights
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
s2e12: Dead on Dead
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010
s3e1: Death On A Stick
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
Tuesday, September 14th, 2010
s3e2: Putting A Smiley Face On Death
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
Tuesday, September 21st, 2010
s3e3: Stupid is as Stupid Dies
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
Tuesday, September 28th, 2010
s3e4: Dead Wrongs
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
Tuesday, October 5th, 2010
s3e5: Fatal Distractions
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010
s3e6: The End is Weird
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
s3e7: Hurry Up and Die
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010
s3e8: Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010
s3e9: Young, Dumb and Full of Death
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010
s3e10: Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010
s3e11: Cure for the Common Death
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010
s3e12: Sudden Death
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
Wednesday, December 29th, 2010
s3e13: Dying to Tell the Story
A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
Saturday, January 15th, 2011
s3e14: If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
Monday, March 12th, 2012
s4e1: Enter the Ferret
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched ;bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
Monday, March 19th, 2012
s4e2: Think Globally, Die Locally
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
Monday, March 26th, 2012
s4e3: Tweets From the Dead
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
Monday, April 2nd, 2012
s4e4: A New App Called Death
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
Tuesday, February 8th, 2011
s3e15: The One About Dumb People Dying!
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
Wednesday, February 16th, 2011
s3e16: Getting A Rise From The Dead
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011
s3e17: Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011
s3e18: Grave Errors
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011
s3e19: Killing Them Softly
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
s3e20: Better Them Than Us
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011
s3e21: Dead Before They Know It
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
Tuesday, March 29th, 2011
s3e22: Stupid Is As Death Does
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
s3e23: That's "Mister Death" To You
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
Monday, July 18th, 2011
s3e24: Death, The New Black
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
Monday, July 25th, 2011
s3e25: Death Be A Lady Tonight
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
Monday, August 1st, 2011
s3e26: Today?s Special: Death
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
Monday, August 8th, 2011
s3e27: Eat, Pray Die
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
Monday, August 15th, 2011
s3e28: Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster's prank backfires.
Monday, August 22nd, 2011
s3e29: Death: The Gift That Lasts Forever
A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
Monday, August 29th, 2011
s3e30: Death: One Size Fits All
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
Monday, October 24th, 2011
s3e31: Death By Request
Highlights of the goriest, sexiest and most delightfully horrible deaths.
Monday, October 24th, 2011
s3e32: Deadliest Kitsch
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
Monday, October 31st, 2011
s3e33: Grave Decisions
Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
Monday, November 7th, 2011
s3e34: Dirt Nap
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
Monday, November 14th, 2011
s3e35: Death Takes A Vacation
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
Monday, November 21st, 2011
s3e36: Wild Wild Death
An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012
s3e37: Death Penalties
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012
s3e39: Star Death: The Last Generation
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012
s3e40: Death - Putting The
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012
s3e41: Sor-Dead Affair
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012
s3e42: Locked and Low Dead