Secret Girlfriend

Season 1

_{Wednesday, October 7th, 2009}
1: You and Your Ex Call It Quits

The web series becomes a full-fledged TV show in which the viewer at home is the main character as "you" deal with "your" roomates, new girlfriend, and an ex-girlfriend, who doesn’t want to be "your" ex. In the series premiere, two friends try to help "you" get over an ex while promoting their favorite strip club's buffet and encouraging "you" to pursue another woman. Based on the Web series of the same name.

_{Wednesday, October 7th, 2009}
2: You Find an Awesome Strip Club

Your two friends try to take advantage of the fine buffet at a strip club.

_{Wednesday, October 14th, 2009}
3: You Learn to Appreciate Life

The guys hope a lazy dog will attract girls; Sam looks forward to his first nocturnal emission.

_{Wednesday, October 14th, 2009}
4: You Help Sam Have His First Wet Dream

Sam is anticipating his first nocturnal emission.

_{Wednesday, October 21st, 2009}
5: You Hang with Some Lesbians

Phil hopes to woo Jessica's lesbian roommate; Mandy tries to make "you" jealous by spending time with Sam.

_{Wednesday, October 21st, 2009}
6: Your Ex Tries to Make You Jealous

In an apparent attempt to generate some jealousy, Mandy starts to spend more time with Sam

_{Wednesday, October 28th, 2009}
7: You Solve a Porn-Related Mystery

The guys use the latest technology to identify an adult-film star "you" encountered at the gym; Jessica tries to allay Mandy's jealousy by pretending to be "your" cousin.

_{Wednesday, November 4th, 2009}
9: You Get an Aquarium Girl

At a club, you, Sam and Phil debate the merits of having a pet hottie trapped in glass; Sam and Phil can't seem to get along, which leads to much punching and ketchup squirting.

_{Wednesday, November 11th, 2009}
11: You Have to Choose Between Two Girls

Jessica is at a family vacation in Hawaii so Phil, Sam and You go to a party to pick up chicks. While there you get girls for Sam and Phil. When you arrive back home Mandy is in tour room and apologizes for being a bitch and finally recognizes that you broke up. The next morning she invites all of you to her fathers birthday party, that night. The hand model Phil took home last night has hurt his penis because of a failed hand-job. It is also revealed that Hot Girls make Sam have premature ejaculation. At the party Mandy gets her sister to hit on Phil to piss off her dad. When she tries to touch his penis he yells and pushed her onto Sam who then ejaculates all over himself. You sneak off and while talking to a waitress Mandy finds you and tries to get you to come with her. By this time Jessica is back from the airport so instead you ditch Mandy and go over to Jessica's where you finally have sex.