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American Dad!

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Season 0

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  1: Original Pilot

  Francine puts Roger on a diet. After begin rejected by a girl, Steve notices that girls are affectionate to men with dogs, and wants to get a dog. Hayley agrees to provide Roger with Junk food when he offers to write her English papers for her. Stan rigs the school election so that Steve becomes the school president. *Never aired on TV*

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  4: Tearjerker And Then They Will Cry

  Special as included on the DVD.

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  6: All in the Family: Creating American Dad

  Describes How American Dad was created

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  7: Secrets of the Glass Booth

  "Secrets of the Glass Booth: Behind the Voices of American Dad" featurette

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  8: Secrets of the Glass Booth

  "Secrets of the Glass Booth: Behind the Voices of American Dad" featurette

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  21: American Dad Power Hour Drinkin Game

• _{Saturday, February 12th, 2005}

  3: How's Your Aspen?: American Dad! Live at the 2005 U.S Comedy Arts Festival

  The cast of American Dad! at the 2005 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival doing a live show. * See: http://sethmacfarlanefan.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=15 for date details *

• _{Friday, April 8th, 2005}

  2: American Dad: The New CIA

  A 3 minute short parodying CIA training films from the 1950s.

• _{Tuesday, April 17th, 2012}

  5: I Love Patrick Stewart

  A short featurette talking about crew working with Patrick Stewart and Stewart's take on working on American Dad! as Bullock in the day and then nights in Shakespeare productions.

• _{Sunday, May 6th, 2012}

  0: Original Pilot

  Francine puts Roger on a diet. After begin rejected by a girl, Steve notices that girls are affectionate to men with dogs, and wants to get a dog. Hayley agrees to provide Roger with Junk food when he offers to write her English papers for her. Stan rigs the school election so that Steve becomes the school president. * THIS IS THE PILOT. THE CHARACTERS WERE CHANGED FOR THE SERIES BASED ON THIS EPISODE *

Season 1

• _{Sunday, February 6th, 2005}

  1: Pilot

  Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president makes Steve mad with power, Stan must jump in to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan saved from Area 51, helps 18-year-old Hayley with her school paper. In return, she hooks him up with boatloads of junk food to curb his sweet tooth. Unfortunately, some Chocodiles send him over the edge and a sugar crash prohibits him from finishing one of her papers, forcing Hayley to pick up the pieces. And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra.

• _{Sunday, May 1st, 2005}

  2: Threat Levels

  Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or "hobby") as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley ran a program that helped the homeless, and Stan's son Steve had an idea to have a Bum Fight program. To get back and to try to gain more money than his wife, Stan takes Steve's idea and starts a Bum Fight Night where he takes bets and treats the homeless like wrestlers. But with the homeless petition, Stan has to end up fighting like a homeless man himself.

• _{Sunday, May 8th, 2005}

  3: Stan Knows Best

  Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she's sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of course). After learning of what Stan did, a wigged Hayley defies her father yet again by moving into the van of her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off financially, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which pushes Stan right off the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger off as his disfigured sister in order to cop a feel with a female classmate.

• _{Sunday, May 15th, 2005}

  4: Francine's Flashback

  When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend. Meanwhile, Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to "jump on a grenade" for him and date her ugly cousin.

• _{Sunday, June 5th, 2005}

  5: Roger Codger

  Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he's dead. After the family disposes of his body, Roger tries to get back home, but he ends up in another risky situation with the CIA.

• _{Sunday, June 12th, 2005}

  6: Homeland Insecurity

  Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood. Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near terrorists, Stan makes Steve join a group of scouts, who turn out to be trouble makers. Roger is convinced he possesses hidden alien powers and is determined to find out what they are.

• _{Sunday, June 19th, 2005}

  7: Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

  Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Roger's "temporary problem," which Stan tries to use to his advantage, causes all sorts of problems for Steve, Betsy, the rest of the family, and eventually, Stan.

Season 2

• _{Sunday, September 11th, 2005}

  1: Bullocks to Stan

  Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can't risk saying or doing anything about it because he's up for a promotion at the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve finds Dick Cheney's BlackBerry and uses the contact numbers to play pranks on political figures from around the world.

• _{Sunday, September 18th, 2005}

  2: A Smith in the Hand

  When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.

• _{Sunday, September 25th, 2005}

  3: All About Steve

  When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.

• _{Sunday, October 2nd, 2005}

  4: Con Heir

  When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.

• _{Sunday, November 6th, 2005}

  5: Stan of Arabia (1)

  Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan's boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.

• _{Sunday, November 13th, 2005}

  6: Stan of Arabia (2)

  As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine's musical expos on gender roles gets her into trouble, and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States.

• _{Sunday, November 20th, 2005}

  7: Stannie Get Your Gun

  Francine insists that Stan and Hayley spend an entire day together, after their arguments drive her crazy, so they can work out their differences about gun control. However, her plan backfires when he takes Hayley to the "National Gun Association Land," where their conflicting opinions about gun control drive them even further apart. Back home, Roger schemes to get revenge on Steve for eating one of his cookies by convincing him that he's adopted.

• _{Sunday, November 27th, 2005}

  8: Star Trek

  Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable "stage parent." After Steve hooks up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a "Cribs" lifestyle.

• _{Sunday, December 18th, 2005}

  9: Not Particularly Desperate Housewives

  As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren't as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend.

• _{Sunday, January 8th, 2006}

  10: Rough Trade

  After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a "Freaky Friday"-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.

• _{Sunday, January 29th, 2006}

  11: Finances With Wolves

  After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus' brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.

• _{Sunday, February 26th, 2006}

  12: It's Good to be the Queen

  Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine. A proud Stan accompanies Francine to her reunion, but when they find out that two ballots were lost and that Francine didn’t actually win the crown, Stan is devastated. Meanwhile, a dejected Steve is “saved” by a pizza delivery man with a Messianic message.

• _{Sunday, April 23rd, 2006}

  13: Roger 'n Me

  When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

• _{Sunday, April 30th, 2006}

  14: Helping Handis

  Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.

• _{Sunday, May 7th, 2006}

  15: With Friends Like Steve's

  After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.

• _{Sunday, May 14th, 2006}

  16: Tears of a Clooney

  When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

Season 3

• _{Sunday, September 10th, 2006}

  1: Camp Refoogee

  When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.

• _{Sunday, September 17th, 2006}

  2: The American Dad After School Special

  Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

• _{Sunday, September 24th, 2006}

  3: Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option

  Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

• _{Sunday, November 5th, 2006}

  4: Lincoln Lover

  Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

• _{Sunday, November 12th, 2006}

  5: Dungeons and Wagons

  After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

• _{Sunday, November 19th, 2006}

  6: Iced, Iced Babies

  When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal.

• _{Sunday, November 26th, 2006}

  7: Of Ice and Men

  When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

• _{Sunday, December 10th, 2006}

  8: Irregarding Steve

  When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.

• _{Sunday, December 17th, 2006}

  9: The Best Christmas Story Never Told

  When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

• _{Sunday, January 7th, 2007}

  10: Bush Comes to Dinner

  When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.

• _{Sunday, January 28th, 2007}

  11: American Dream Factory

  When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

• _{Sunday, February 11th, 2007}

  12: A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial

  When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

• _{Sunday, February 18th, 2007}

  13: Black Mystery Month

  While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

• _{Sunday, March 25th, 2007}

  14: An Apocalypse to Remember

  Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

• _{Sunday, April 1st, 2007}

  15: Four Little Words

  Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.

• _{Sunday, April 29th, 2007}

  16: When a Stan Loves a Woman

  After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

• _{Sunday, May 6th, 2007}

  17: I Can't Stan You

  When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

• _{Sunday, May 13th, 2007}

  18: The Magnificent Steven

  After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.

• _{Sunday, May 20th, 2007}

  19: Joint Custody

  Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.

Season 4

• _{Sunday, September 30th, 2007}

  1: The Vacation Goo

  When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it's the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.

• _{Sunday, October 7th, 2007}

  2: Meter Made

  In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.

• _{Sunday, October 14th, 2007}

  3: Dope & Faith

  Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.

• _{Sunday, November 4th, 2007}

  4: Big Trouble in Little Langley

  When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

• _{Sunday, November 11th, 2007}

  5: Haylias

  When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock. Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.

• _{Sunday, November 18th, 2007}

  6: The 42-Year-Old Virgin

  While playing poker with the guys, Stan is found to be a virgin. Not in the traditional way, but in that he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.

• _{Sunday, December 2nd, 2007}

  7: Surro-Gate

  When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.

• _{Sunday, December 16th, 2007}

  8: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever

  After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.

• _{Sunday, January 6th, 2008}

  9: Frannie 911

  After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine comes up with a plan to try and reunite the pair. Hoping to show Roger that Stan still cares about him, Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people.

• _{Sunday, January 13th, 2008}

  10: Tearjerker

  Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

• _{Sunday, January 27th, 2008}

  11: Oedipal Panties

  When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

• _{Sunday, February 17th, 2008}

  12: Widowmaker

  Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

• _{Sunday, April 27th, 2008}

  13: Red October Sky

  Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for drug smuggling.

• _{Sunday, May 4th, 2008}

  14: Office Spaceman

  Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.

• _{Sunday, May 11th, 2008}

  15: Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold

  Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life to realize his dream of leaving a legacy on the world and begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's "Contra"-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes "North," life at home heads south as Hayley turns to body-piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment.

• _{Sunday, May 18th, 2008}

  16: Spring Breakup

  Stan has a Spring Break-induced mid-life crisis. With Francine away visiting her parents, Roger invites Spring Breakers to party at the Smith household. But Stan nearly has a Spring Breakdown when he falls prey to booze-cruising Jessica and Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra.

Season 5

• _{Sunday, September 28th, 2008}

  1: 1600 Candles

  The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he's finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains of having another teenager with experimental medicine.

• _{Sunday, October 5th, 2008}

  2: The One That Got Away

  When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing "Matlock" for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar.

• _{Sunday, October 19th, 2008}

  3: One Little Word

  When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".

• _{Sunday, November 2nd, 2008}

  4: Choosey Wives Choose Smith

  Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her former fiancé is still alive, and when Stan realizes this, he and Roger try to track him down, while Francine must choose between her husband or her lost love.

• _{Sunday, November 9th, 2008}

  5: Escape From Pearl Bailey

  Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.

• _{Sunday, November 16th, 2008}

  6: Pulling Double Booty

  Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and falls for Stan's body double from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine.

• _{Sunday, November 30th, 2008}

  7: Phantom of the Telethon

  Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to raise funds after the CIA's budget cut, but when Stan takes all the credit for the idea, Roger tries to sabotage it.

• _{Sunday, January 25th, 2009}

  8: Chimdale

  When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.

• _{Sunday, February 8th, 2009}

  9: Stan Time

  Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.

• _{Sunday, February 15th, 2009}

  10: Family Affair

  When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.

• _{Sunday, March 1st, 2009}

  11: Live and Let Fry

  When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

• _{Sunday, March 8th, 2009}

  12: Roy Rogers McFreely

  When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart – the Homeowner’s Association.

• _{Sunday, March 15th, 2009}

  13: Jack's Back

  Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

• _{Sunday, March 22nd, 2009}

  14: Bar Mitzvah Shuffle

  Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods.

• _{Sunday, March 29th, 2009}

  15: Wife Insurance

  When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."

• _{Sunday, April 19th, 2009}

  16: Delorean Story-An

  Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.

• _{Sunday, April 26th, 2009}

  17: Every Which Way But Lose

  Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.

• _{Sunday, May 3rd, 2009}

  18: Weiner of Our Discontent

  Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.

• _{Sunday, May 10th, 2009}

  19: Daddy Queerest

  Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of the phrase beer goggles.

• _{Sunday, May 17th, 2009}

  20: Stan's Night Out

  Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

Season 6

• _{Sunday, September 27th, 2009}

  1: In Country... Club

  When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.

• _{Sunday, October 4th, 2009}

  2: Moon Over Isla Island

  In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and has Roger pose as the leader of the small island nation. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other’s mom.

• _{Sunday, October 11th, 2009}

  3: Home Adrone

  Steve is left home as the family plan a trip to Boston hoping to locate a college for Hayley. When his friends arrive they convince him to break the rules, resulting in them finding the controls to a military drone in Stan's study. Meanwhile, after Stan leaves the plane to return home for his painkillers, Roger changes disguise from a little girl to a Stan constume so he can get served alcohol. When an air marshal notices that the girl is missing, he grounds the plane and investigates.

• _{Sunday, October 18th, 2009}

  4: Brains, Brains and Automobiles

  Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so he can get his own place; at camp, Steve and his friends fall prey to a scheme.

• _{Sunday, November 8th, 2009}

  5: Man in the Moonbounce

  Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood.

• _{Sunday, November 15th, 2009}

  6: Shallow Vows

  Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

• _{Sunday, November 22nd, 2009}

  7: My Morning Straitjacket

  When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he’s smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.

• _{Sunday, November 29th, 2009}

  8: G-String Circus

  Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.

• _{Sunday, December 13th, 2009}

  9: Rapture's Delight

  When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.

• _{Sunday, January 3rd, 2010}

  10: Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth

  When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he and Roger hatch up a plan at the local horse track to avoid losing his car. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends help an old friend.

• _{Sunday, January 31st, 2010}

  11: A Jones for a Smith

  Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

• _{Sunday, February 14th, 2010}

  12: May the Best Stan Win

  Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.

• _{Sunday, February 21st, 2010}

  13: Return of the Bling

  When Stan admits that his heroes include the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team, Roger confesses that he played on the team; Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.

• _{Sunday, April 11th, 2010}

  14: Cops & Roger

  After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve), but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Cannavale) who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship. Chaz kidnaps and leaves Stan tied up and tape-gagged. Meanwhile, Roger kills Chaz and rescues Stan, who makes his boss happy.

• _{Sunday, April 18th, 2010}

  15: Merlot Down Dirty Shame

  When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.

• _{Sunday, April 25th, 2010}

  16: Bully for Steve

  Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.

• _{Sunday, May 9th, 2010}

  17: An Incident at Owl Creek

  In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family’s deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame.

• _{Sunday, May 16th, 2010}

  18: Great Space Roaster

  It’s Roger’s birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run.

Season 7

• _{Sunday, October 3rd, 2010}

  1: 100 A.D.

  Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

• _{Sunday, October 10th, 2010}

  2: Son of Stan

  Francine and Stan compare parenting skills after Stan creates a clone of Steve; Roger searches for the missing bride and groom.

• _{Sunday, November 7th, 2010}

  3: Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

  Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ''killer'' setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend's younger sister.

• _{Sunday, November 14th, 2010}

  4: Stan's Food Restaurant

  Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt - until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.

• _{Sunday, November 21st, 2010}

  5: White Rice

  After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

• _{Sunday, November 28th, 2010}

  6: There Will Be Bad Blood

  It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don’t go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

• _{Sunday, December 5th, 2010}

  7: The People vs. Martin Sugar

  If there’s one thing that Stan Smith loves, it’s a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.

• _{Sunday, December 12th, 2010}

  8: For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls

  Despite Francine's warning, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas; Steve accidentally shoots Santa.

• _{Sunday, January 16th, 2011}

  9: Fart-break Hotel

  After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge (guest voice Elizondo), she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life. Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to 1981 to meet the artist who painted a portrait of his dream girl.

• _{Sunday, January 23rd, 2011}

  10: Stanny Boy and Frantastic

  Stan and Francine have trouble keeping up with a younger couple's lifestyle.

• _{Sunday, February 13th, 2011}

  11: A Piñata Named Desire

  With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.

• _{Sunday, February 20th, 2011}

  12: You Debt Your Life

  After an argument with Stan, Roger moves out of the house and is subsequently replaced. Meanwhile, Steve acquires a new job at Pearl Bailey High School.

• _{Sunday, March 27th, 2011}

  13: I Am the Walrus

  When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.

• _{Sunday, April 3rd, 2011}

  14: School Lies

  In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter. After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.

• _{Sunday, April 10th, 2011}

  15: License to Till

  When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

• _{Sunday, April 17th, 2011}

  16: Jenny Fromdabloc

  After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

• _{Sunday, May 8th, 2011}

  17: Home Wrecker

  Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis discovers a talent of Barry.

• _{Sunday, May 15th, 2011}

  18: Flirting With Disaster

  Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

• _{Sunday, May 22nd, 2011}

  19: Gorillas in the Mist

  Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.

Season 8

• _{Sunday, September 25th, 2011}

  1: Hot Water

  Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.

• _{Sunday, October 2nd, 2011}

  2: Hurricane!

  When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. Part 3 of a three-part crossover with The Cleveland Show and Family Guy.

• _{Sunday, November 6th, 2011}

  3: A Ward Show

  Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.

• _{Sunday, November 13th, 2011}

  4: The Worst Stan

  When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school’s Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis’ old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.

• _{Sunday, November 20th, 2011}

  5: Virtual In-Stanity

  Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

• _{Sunday, November 27th, 2011}

  6: The Scarlett Getter

  When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley’s panties to school.

• _{Sunday, December 11th, 2011}

  7: Season's Beatings

  Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

• _{Sunday, January 8th, 2012}

  8: The Unbrave One

  When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

• _{Sunday, January 29th, 2012}

  9: Stanny Tendergrass

  When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

• _{Sunday, February 12th, 2012}

  10: Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key

  Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

• _{Sunday, February 19th, 2012}

  11: Old Stan in the Mountain

  When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.

• _{Sunday, March 4th, 2012}

  12: The Wrestler

  When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.

• _{Sunday, March 11th, 2012}

  13: Dr. Klaustus

  Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego "Dr. Penguin" until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he is away, but not without major ruckus being caused.

• _{Sunday, March 18th, 2012}

  14: Stan's Best Friend

  Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.

• _{Sunday, March 25th, 2012}

  15: Less Money, Mo' Problems

  After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

• _{Sunday, April 1st, 2012}

  16: The Kidney Stays In the Picture

  Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.

• _{Sunday, May 6th, 2012}

  17: Ricky Spanish

  Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he's the most hated person in Langley Falls. Meanwhile, the child Stan & Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up on their doorstep.

• _{Sunday, May 13th, 2012}

  18: Toy Whorey

  When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.

Season 9

• _{Sunday, September 30th, 2012}

  1: Love, AD Style

  When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

• _{Sunday, October 7th, 2012}

  2: Killer Vacation

  During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

• _{Sunday, November 4th, 2012}

  3: Can I Be Frank With You?

  Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

• _{Sunday, November 18th, 2012}

  4: American Stepdad

  When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

• _{Sunday, December 2nd, 2012}

  5: Why Can't We Be Friends?

  When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.

• _{Sunday, December 9th, 2012}

  6: Adventures In Hayleysitting

  When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.

• _{Sunday, December 23rd, 2012}

  7: National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story

  A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea.

• _{Sunday, January 6th, 2013}

  8: Finger Lenting Good

  The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

• _{Sunday, January 13th, 2013}

  9: The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

  Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

• _{Sunday, January 27th, 2013}

  10: Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

  When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.

• _{Sunday, February 10th, 2013}

  11: Max Jets

  Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance.

• _{Sunday, February 17th, 2013}

  12: Naked to the Limit, One More Time

  Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum -- either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.

• _{Sunday, March 10th, 2013}

  13: For Black Eyes Only

  When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

• _{Sunday, March 24th, 2013}

  14: Spelling Bee My Baby

  Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game.

• _{Sunday, April 14th, 2013}

  15: The Missing Kink

  Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

• _{Sunday, April 21st, 2013}

  16: The Boring Identity

  When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business.

• _{Sunday, April 28th, 2013}

  17: The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith

  Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school.

• _{Sunday, May 5th, 2013}

  18: Lost in Space

  Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.

• _{Sunday, May 12th, 2013}

  19: Da Flippity Flop

  When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.

Season 10

• _{Sunday, September 29th, 2013}

  1: Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure

  When Steve and Snot use a cloning machine to create dates for prom night, they end up having to raise two fast-growing babies.

• _{Sunday, October 6th, 2013}

  2: Poltergasm

  Francine's dissatisfaction in the bedroom causes a haunting; Haley introduces her new guy to the family.

• _{Sunday, November 3rd, 2013}

  3: Buck, Wild

  Eager to prove he is no longer a child, Steve joins Stan in the annual CIA hunting trip; Roger and Klaus take a road trip.

• _{Sunday, November 10th, 2013}

  4: Crotchwalkers

  When Francine teaches Steve shoplifting techniques in an effort to look cool, Steve gets caught and sent to a sweatshop; Roger, Hayley and Klaus form a balalaika group.

• _{Sunday, November 24th, 2013}

  5: Kung Pao Turkey

  Stan’s plans for a perfect Thanksgiving, watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.

• _{Sunday, December 1st, 2013}

  6: Independent Movie

  A girl distracts Steve from his mission to help his friend deal with his father's death; Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake cutter.

• _{Sunday, December 8th, 2013}

  7: Faking Bad

  When Hayley helps Steve expand his fake ID business they must deal with another fake ID distributor.

• _{Sunday, December 15th, 2013}

  8: Minstrel Krampus

  When Steve begins acting like a spoiled brat, Stan takes him to see Grandpa Jack, who shares a story about a demon who would punish naughty children on Christmas; Hayley lands a job at the airport.

• _{Sunday, January 5th, 2014}

  9: Vision: Impossible

  After Roger gets in an accident while trying to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic cam, he begins having visions of the future.

• _{Sunday, January 12th, 2014}

  10: Familyland

  When the cryogenically frozen founder of Familyland is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners at the theme park.

• _{Sunday, January 26th, 2014}

  11: Cock of the Sleepwalk

  Stan mistakenly unleashes a good persona who is intent on doing good deeds that Stan wouldn't consider.

• _{Sunday, March 16th, 2014}

  12: Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses

  Roger comes up with a plan to help Steve date an attractive girl at school; Francine and Stan try to thwart Mark Cuban's evil plan by emulating "Charlie's Angels."

• _{Sunday, March 23rd, 2014}

  13: I Ain't No Holodeck Boy

  Stan is upset that Steve and his friends don't play outside; Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after buying his home star.

• _{Sunday, March 30th, 2014}

  14: Stan Goes on the Pill

  Stan is turned into a woman when he takes an experimental drug.

• _{Sunday, April 6th, 2014}

  15: Honey, I'm Homeland

  Stan tries to infiltrate a leftist cell he believes is planning a terrorist attack.

• _{Sunday, April 13th, 2014}

  16: She Swill Survive

  Afraid that Hayley lacks life skills, Stan makes her take a job as a bartender; when Bullock becomes Hayley's best customer, Stan uses his daughter's knowledge to get ahead at work.

• _{Sunday, April 27th, 2014}

  17: Rubberneckers

  Stan learns how to slyly check out other women; Roger and Klaus try to cover up a stain on a new couch.

• _{Sunday, May 4th, 2014}

  18: Permanent Record Wrecker

  When budget cuts result in Stan getting fired, his work experience is considered classified and he is forced to take a job at the store Steve manages; Roger makes a bet with an irritating coffee shop musician.

• _{Sunday, May 11th, 2014}

  19: News Glance With Genevieve Vavance

  Hayley takes a job as an intern at a local news station for a reporter -- who is actually Roger in disguise.

• _{Sunday, May 18th, 2014}

  20: The Longest Distance Relationship

  Hayley meets a millionaire who tries to help her move on from her heartbreak; Snot and Steve make a discovery.

Season 11

• _{Sunday, September 14th, 2014}

  1: Roger Passes the Bar

  Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends’ virginity in return for housework.

• _{Sunday, September 14th, 2014}

  2: A Boy Named Michael

  Roger disguises himself as Greg and Terry's newly adopted Russian son Michael and moves in with them.

• _{Sunday, September 21st, 2014}

  3: Blagsnarst, A Love Story

  Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can’t go through with it.

Season 12

• _{Monday, October 20th, 2014}

  1: Blonde Ambition

  When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.

• _{Monday, October 27th, 2014}

  2: CIAPOW

  When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.

• _{Monday, November 3rd, 2014}

  3: Scents and Sensei-bility

  Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

• _{Monday, November 10th, 2014}

  4: Big Stan on Campus

  When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

• _{Monday, November 17th, 2014}

  5: Now and Gwen

  When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

• _{Monday, December 1st, 2014}

  6: Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

  When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la "It's a Wonderful Life," his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

• _{Monday, February 23rd, 2015}

  7: LGBSteve

  Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.

• _{Monday, March 2nd, 2015}

  8: Morning Mimosa

  When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.

• _{Monday, March 9th, 2015}

  9: My Affair Lady

  Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffeurs Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.

• _{Monday, March 16th, 2015}

  10: A Star is Reborn

  While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.

• _{Monday, March 23rd, 2015}

  11: Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

  Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

• _{Monday, March 30th, 2015}

  12: The Shrink

  Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

• _{Monday, May 18th, 2015}

  13: Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!

  Jeff returns from space ... or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

• _{Monday, May 25th, 2015}

  14: American Fung

  "American Dad" is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

• _{Monday, June 1st, 2015}

  15: Seizures Suit Stanny

  When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

Season 13

• _{Monday, January 25th, 2016}

  1: Roots

  Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

• _{Monday, February 1st, 2016}

  2: The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith

  Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

• _{Monday, February 8th, 2016}

  3: Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six

  Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

• _{Monday, February 15th, 2016}

  4: N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)

  Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

• _{Monday, February 22nd, 2016}

  5: Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers

  Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

• _{Monday, February 29th, 2016}

  6: Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam

  Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

• _{Monday, March 7th, 2016}

  7: The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin

  When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

• _{Monday, March 14th, 2016}

  8: Stan-Dan Deliver

  Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

• _{Monday, March 21st, 2016}

  9: Anchorfran

  Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

• _{Monday, March 28th, 2016}

  10: The Two Hundred

  A haunted Stan traverses a barren Langley Falls alone because a mysterious element has reigned terror and separated him from the family.

• _{Monday, April 11th, 2016}

  11: The Unincludeds

  Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.

• _{Monday, April 18th, 2016}

  12: The Dentist's Wife

  Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

• _{Monday, April 25th, 2016}

  13: Widow's Pique

  When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

• _{Monday, May 2nd, 2016}

  14: The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad

  Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.

• _{Monday, May 9th, 2016}

  15: Daesong Heavy Industries

  Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.

• _{Monday, May 16th, 2016}

  16: Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence

  Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Jeff enlists in the Navy after he and Hayley are rescued; Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

• _{Monday, May 23rd, 2016}

  17: Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth

  Francine convinces Stan to let Roger play in his basketball league; Steve sings a parody of R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet".

• _{Monday, May 30th, 2016}

  18: Mine Struggle

  Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell.

• _{Monday, June 6th, 2016}

  19: Garfield and Friends

  Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

• _{Monday, June 13th, 2016}

  20: Gifted Me Liberty

  Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.

• _{Monday, June 20th, 2016}

  21: Next of Pin

  Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.

• _{Monday, June 27th, 2016}

  22: Standard Deviation

  To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.

Season 14

• _{Monday, November 7th, 2016}

  1: Father's Daze

  Stan can't escape a recurring Father's Day. Using a mind erasing tool from the CIA, Stan repeats the day over and over again until he thinks everything is perfect.

• _{Monday, November 14th, 2016}

  2: Fight and Flight

  Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.

• _{Monday, November 21st, 2016}

  3: The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba

  Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

• _{Monday, November 28th, 2016}

  4: Portrait of Francine's Genitals

  Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

• _{Monday, December 5th, 2016}

  5: Bahama Mama

  Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announced they're trying to have a baby; Steve and Klaus join a drug gang.

• _{Monday, December 12th, 2016}

  6: Roger's Baby

  Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again; Steve secretly signs Snot up for a makeover through the TV show Morning Mimosas.

• _{Monday, December 19th, 2016}

  7: Ninety North, Zero West

  The Smith's rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual.

• _{Monday, April 10th, 2017}

  8: Whole Slotta Love

  Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing; Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on planes, but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.

• _{Monday, April 17th, 2017}

  9: The Witches of Langley

  Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school; Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering '90s bands.

• _{Monday, April 24th, 2017}

  10: A Nice Night for a Drive

  Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.

• _{Monday, May 1st, 2017}

  11: Casino Normale

  Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive; Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge.

• _{Monday, May 29th, 2017}

  12: Bazooka Steve

  Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing; Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

• _{Monday, June 5th, 2017}

  13: Camp Campawanda

  Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training; Hayley and Jeff are suspicious of Roger when he organizes a "Burning Man'" reenactment for their anniversary.

• _{Monday, June 12th, 2017}

  14: Julia Rogerts

  Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

• _{Monday, July 24th, 2017}

  15: The Life and Times of Stan Smith

  Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.

• _{Monday, July 31st, 2017}

  16: The Bitchin' Race

  The family competes on the reality show, "The Bitchin' Race", but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine to team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

• _{Monday, August 7th, 2017}

  17: Family Plan

  Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family; Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with "American Pickers."

• _{Monday, August 14th, 2017}

  18: The Long Bomb

  While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena; Roger pretends to be an escort.

• _{Monday, August 21st, 2017}

  19: Kloger

  Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together; Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

• _{Monday, August 28th, 2017}

  20: Garbage Stan

  Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck; Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

• _{Monday, September 4th, 2017}

  21: The Talented Mr. Dingleberry

  Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show; Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

• _{Monday, September 11th, 2017}

  22: West to Mexico

  Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and Hayley.

• _{Monday, December 25th, 2017}

  23: Santa, Schmanta

  It's Christmas time. Roger is jealous because he is not getting enough attention. He tries to ruin Christmas and shenanigans follow.

Season 15

• _{Monday, December 25th, 2017}

  1: Santa, Schmanta

  It's Christmas time. Roger is jealous because he is not getting enough attention. He tries to ruin Christmas and shenanigans follow.

• _{Monday, February 12th, 2018}

  2: Paranoid Frandroid

  Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.

• _{Monday, February 19th, 2018}

  3: The Census of the Lambs

  Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

• _{Monday, February 26th, 2018}

  4: Shell Game

  Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

• _{Monday, March 5th, 2018}

  5: The Mural of the Story

  Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve's instructor at a prestigious clowning university.

• _{Monday, March 12th, 2018}

  6: (You Gotta) Strike for Your Right

  Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan's office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking Bad in reverse and discovers the show is hiding a scavenger hunt.

• _{Monday, March 19th, 2018}

  7: Klaustastrophe.tv

  Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website and forces the rest of the family to participate.

• _{Monday, March 26th, 2018}

  8: Death by Dinner Party

  Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes charge of solving the mystery of who is stalking the party.

• _{Monday, April 9th, 2018}

  9: The Never-Ending Stories

  Bullock asks Stan to fill in for him at his class at the CIA Academy and Stan finds that the cadets are the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype-man for a famous rapper.

• _{Monday, April 16th, 2018}

  10: Railroaded

  Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan into running for mayor; Stan wins the election but finds himself overwhelmed.

• _{Monday, April 23rd, 2018}

  11: My Purity Ball and Chain

  Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk; Stan is terrified because he's afraid he will do it wrong; the family builds a giant water slide in the backyard.

• _{Monday, April 30th, 2018}

  12: OreTron Trail

  Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.

• _{Monday, May 7th, 2018}

  13: Mean Francine

  Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

• _{Monday, February 11th, 2019}

  14: One-Woman Swole

  After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.

• _{Monday, February 18th, 2019}

  15: Flavortown

  Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.

• _{Monday, February 25th, 2019}

  16: Persona Assistant

  In the show's 250th episode, Stan has to take over Roger’s different personas after a tumor takes him out of commission. Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to do whatever it takes to win.

• _{Monday, March 4th, 2019}

  17: The Legend of Old Ulysses

  Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake. Roger learns how to ride a bike.

• _{Monday, March 11th, 2019}

  18: Twinanigans

  Steve and Roger restart their career as a twin brother acting duo. The family becomes addicted to a novelty gift shop.

• _{Monday, March 18th, 2019}

  19: Top of the Steve

  Steve goes to boarding school, only to discover it’s an all-girls school. Stan is annoyed by a parade of characters that come to take Steve’s place at home.

• _{Monday, March 25th, 2019}

  20: Funnyish Games

  Francine becomes obsessed with home security after a break-in rattles her. Steve tries on Hayley's laidback approach to school work.

• _{Monday, April 1st, 2019}

  21: Fleabiscuit

  Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.

• _{Monday, April 8th, 2019}

  22: The Future is Borax

  While trying to rekindle their marriage, Stan and Francine get trapped on a hot air balloon. The rest of the family wins a jingle writing contest.

• _{Monday, April 15th, 2019}

  23: Fantasy Baseball

• _{Monday, April 22nd, 2019}

  24: I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story

• _{Monday, April 29th, 2019}

  25: Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted

Season 16

• _{Monday, April 15th, 2019}

  1: Fantasy Baseball

  Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

• _{Monday, April 22nd, 2019}

  2: I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story

  Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.

• _{Monday, April 29th, 2019}

  3: Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted

  Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind.

• _{Monday, May 6th, 2019}

  4: Rabbit Ears

  Stan gets obsessed with a 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.

• _{Monday, May 13th, 2019}

  5: Jeff and The Dank Ass Weed Factory

  Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan along.

• _{Monday, May 20th, 2019}

  6: Lost Boys

  Roger breaks up Steve’s friendship with Snot, Barry & Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.

• _{Monday, May 27th, 2019}

  7: Shark?!

  Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley’s friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.

• _{Monday, June 3rd, 2019}

  8: The Long March

  Hayley and Jeff move into a van and start living life on the open road. Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.

• _{Monday, June 10th, 2019}

  9: The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady

  Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

• _{Monday, June 17th, 2019}

  10: Wild Women Do

  Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.

• _{Monday, June 24th, 2019}

  11: An Irish Goodbye

  Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.

• _{Monday, July 1st, 2019}

  12: Stompe Le Monde

  Stan buys the rights to a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.

• _{Monday, July 8th, 2019}

  13: Mom Sauce

  Steve’s life is turned upside down when Snot gets rich after his mom starts selling a new dipping sauce. Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff become mall fashion show models.

• _{Monday, July 15th, 2019}

  14: Hamerican Dad!

  Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.

• _{Monday, July 22nd, 2019}

  15: Demolition Daddy

  Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.

• _{Monday, July 29th, 2019}

  16: Pride Before the Fail

  Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine’s car.

• _{Monday, August 5th, 2019}

  17: Enter Stanman

  Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.

• _{Monday, August 12th, 2019}

  18: No Weddings and a Funeral

  Klaus decides to leave the Smith family following one too many insults.

• _{Monday, August 19th, 2019}

  19: Eight Fires

  Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can't speak.

• _{Monday, August 26th, 2019}

  20: The Hand that Rocks the Rogu

  Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.

• _{Monday, April 13th, 2020}

  21: Downtown

  Hayley and Steve find themselves stranded in a suburban neighborhood.

• _{Monday, April 20th, 2020}

  22: Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper's Story

  Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream strip club; Klaus moves into Steve’s room.

Season 17

• _{Monday, April 13th, 2020}

  1: 100 Years a Solid Fool

  While running an errand in Little Colombia, Stan is confronted by his hidden past.

• _{Monday, April 20th, 2020}

  2: Downtown

  Hayley drives Steve to a testing center in “no good” downtown but they end up stranded in a worse suburban neighborhood. Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them.

• _{Monday, April 27th, 2020}

  3: Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper's Story

  Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream chivalric strip club. Klaus moves into Steve’s room.

• _{Monday, May 4th, 2020}

  4: A Starboy is Born

  Roger tries to give Steve bubonic plague in order to qualify to Make-A-Wish to meet The Weeknd. Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a valuable lesson. Meanwhile, Hayley attempts to sleep with the celebrity singer.

• _{Monday, May 11th, 2020}

  5: Tapped Out

  Steve discovers his mom has never stopped giving him her breastmilk.

• _{Monday, May 18th, 2020}

  6: Brave N00b World

  Stan and Steve enter an e-sports game tournament to save the world. The rest of the family get stuck in a banister.

• _{Monday, May 25th, 2020}

  7: Into the Woods

  When Stan sees a middle-school classmate, he feels compelled to right an old wrong; Roger feels a cold coming on.

• _{Monday, June 1st, 2020}

  8: One Fish, Two Fish

  Hayley tries to save Klaus from being deported.

• _{Monday, June 8th, 2020}

  9: Exquisite Corpses

  Jeff, Francine and Roger decide to team up and start their own bus tour business, with murderous results.

• _{Monday, June 15th, 2020}

  10: Trophy Wife, Trophy Life

  After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent on her; the family discovers Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.

• _{Monday, June 22nd, 2020}

  11: Game Night

  Stan drags the family to a labyrinth for family game night; Roger gets some geese.

• _{Monday, June 29th, 2020}

  12: American Data?

  Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.

• _{Monday, July 6th, 2020}

  13: Salute Your Sllort

  Steve's efforts to befriend a Swedish exchange student backfire in a big way; the family calls in an animal behaviorist to deal with Klaus.

• _{Monday, July 13th, 2020}

  14: Ghost Dad

  Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father; a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.

• _{Monday, July 20th, 2020}

  15: Men II Boyz

  Klaus enlists Stan, Roger and Jeff to join him on a wild bachelor party weekend.

• _{Monday, July 27th, 2020}

  16: First, Do No Farm

  Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her farm tough by turning the house into an urban homestead.

• _{Monday, August 3rd, 2020}

  17: Roger Needs Dick

  When one of Roger’s characters falls in love with Dick, it affects the whole family.

• _{Monday, August 10th, 2020}

  18: The Old Country

  Steve pushes Stan to trace the Smith family's ancestry, while Hayley and Francine go under cover as Sub Hub secret shoppers.

• _{Monday, August 17th, 2020}

  19: Businessly Brunette

  Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman. Stan plans a party.

• _{Monday, August 24th, 2020}

  20: The Chilly Thrillies

  Francine explores ASMR with Roger. Steve gets a pole in his head and a secret admirer.

• _{Monday, August 31st, 2020}

  21: Dammmm, Stan!

  Stan goes to great lengths to find the right couple's activity for him and Francine. Hayley and Steve look into some mysterious markings they find on the doorframe.

• _{Monday, September 7th, 2020}

  22: The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler

  The Smiths take a trip on an old steam locomotive to visit Francine's aunt only to discover it's being hijacked.

• _{Monday, September 14th, 2020}

  23: 300

  Roger's past comes back to haunt him.

• _{Monday, December 21st, 2020}

  24: Yule. Tide. Repeat.

  After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.

• _{Monday, April 19th, 2021}

  25: TBA

Season 18

• _{Monday, April 19th, 2021}

  1: Who Smarted?

  Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.

• _{Monday, April 26th, 2021}

  2: Russian Doll

  Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.

• _{Monday, May 3rd, 2021}

  3: Stan Moves to Chicago

  Stan moves to Chicago to become a comic while Steve and Hayley host Roger for a nice night in.

• _{Monday, May 10th, 2021}

  4: Shakedown Steve

  Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.

• _{Monday, May 17th, 2021}

  5: Klaus and Rogu in Thank God for Loose Rocks: An American Dad! Adventure

  When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.

• _{Monday, May 24th, 2021}

  6: The Wondercabinet

  Steve spins out about his future, but a radio show about new age mysticism gives him a hopeful new understanding of life; Roger struggles to get into the adult film industry.

• _{Monday, May 31st, 2021}

  7: Little Bonnie Ramirez

  After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has his edge.

• _{Monday, June 7th, 2021}

  8: Dancin' A-With My Cells

  Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.

• _{Monday, June 14th, 2021}

  9: Mused and Abused

  Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.

• _{Monday, June 21st, 2021}

  10: Henderson

  Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt; Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.

• _{Monday, June 28th, 2021}

  11: Hot Scoomp

  Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of "cool butts."

• _{Monday, July 5th, 2021}

  12: Lumberjerk

  Stan is being forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition. Steve, Francine and Snot are entering a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.

• _{Monday, July 12th, 2021}

  13: Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika

  Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.

• _{Monday, July 19th, 2021}

  14: Flush After Reading

  Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.

• _{Monday, July 26th, 2021}

  15: Comb Over: A Hair Piece

  Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.

• _{Monday, August 2nd, 2021}

  16: Plot Heavy

  After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.

• _{Monday, August 9th, 2021}

  17: The Sinister Fate!!

  A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.

• _{Monday, August 16th, 2021}

  18: Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers

  Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.

• _{Monday, August 23rd, 2021}

  19: Family Time

  Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant. Roger becomes a flower.

• _{Monday, August 30th, 2021}

  20: Cry Baby

  When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.

• _{Monday, September 6th, 2021}

  21: Crystal Clear

  Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad. Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.

• _{Monday, October 25th, 2021}

  22: Steve's Franken Out

  When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.

• _{Monday, January 24th, 2022}

  23: TBA

Season 19

• _{not specified}

  25: You Are Here

• _{not specified}

  23: Gold Top Nuts

  The Smiths return from a difficult, quarrelsome vacation, but they can't get a break from each other.

• _{not specified}

  24: The Curious Case of the Old Hole

  Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole. Meanwhile, Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.

• _{Monday, January 24th, 2022}

  1: Langley Dollar Listings

  Francine becomes a realtor in Langley's world of high-end real estate, while the rest of the family sells coffee from the front yard.

• _{Monday, January 31st, 2022}

  2: Dressed Down

  When Stan doesn't feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a life-changing new wardrobe. Hayley and Jeff raise chickens in the back yard.

• _{Monday, February 7th, 2022}

  3: The Book of Fischer

  Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop to hang with his crew; Jeff starts journaling to help with his bad memory.

• _{Monday, February 14th, 2022}

  4: A Roger Story

  Steve and Snot's friendship gets put to the test when their mothers start to fight.

• _{Monday, February 21st, 2022}

  5: Epic Powder Dump

  Stan insists everyone help him recreate the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.

• _{Monday, February 28th, 2022}

  6: American Dad Graffito

  To save a beloved restaurant from closing, Stan must bring the 1950s back to Langley.

• _{Monday, March 7th, 2022}

  7: Beyond the Alcove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Klaus

  Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.

• _{Monday, March 14th, 2022}

  8: A Song of Knives and Fire

  Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.

• _{Monday, September 5th, 2022}

  9: The Curious Case of the Old Hole

  Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole. Meanwhile, Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.

• _{Monday, September 12th, 2022}

  10: Gold Top Nuts

  The Smith family crash land at a mysterious island that erases their memories.

• _{Monday, September 19th, 2022}

  11: The Three Fs

  Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household. Unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.

• _{Monday, September 26th, 2022}

  12: Smooshed: A Love Story

  Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.

• _{Monday, October 3rd, 2022}

  13: The Fast and the Spurious

  Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents. Klaus and Jeff bond.

• _{Monday, October 10th, 2022}

  14: A League of His Own

  Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.

• _{Monday, October 31st, 2022}

  15: You Are Here

  Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.

• _{Monday, November 7th, 2022}

  16: I Heard You Wanna Buy Some Speakers

  Barry blows out his dad's speakers and Snot helps him replace them. Stan attempts to do a standing backflip.

• _{Monday, November 14th, 2022}

  17: Hayley Was a Girl Scout?

  Stan is forced to co-lead a scouts troop with Hayley while Steve blunders in his fantasy world.

• _{Monday, November 21st, 2022}

  18: Please Please Jeff

  Jeff's people pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.

• _{Monday, November 28th, 2022}

  19: Jambalaya

  When Francine successfully grows a garden, it reminds Roger he knows a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.

• _{Monday, December 5th, 2022}

  20: Gernot and Strudel

  Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus's childhood. Roger has a piano recital.

• _{Monday, December 12th, 2022}

  21: Echoes

  Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that not all is what it seems at Channel 3 News. Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.

• _{Monday, December 19th, 2022}

  22: The Grounch

  When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.

Season 20

• _{Monday, March 27th, 2023}

  1: Fellow Traveler

  A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.

• _{Monday, April 3rd, 2023}

  2: The Professor and the Coach

  Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.

• _{Monday, April 10th, 2023}

  3: Viced Principal

  Steve and Principal Lewis get caught in a dangerous situation at the school; the rest of the family makes an adorable new friend.

• _{Monday, April 17th, 2023}

  4: The Pleasanting at Smith House

  Klaus and Jeff's friendship is threatened by Klaus's girlfriend from another realm.

• _{Monday, May 1st, 2023}

  5: Stretched Thin

  When Jeff finds out that the family thinks he makes terrible decisions, he decides to take a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.

• _{Monday, May 8th, 2023}

  6: Better on Paper

  When Stan discovers anonymous love letters written to Francine, he worries that this secret admirer could threaten their relationship.

• _{Monday, May 15th, 2023}

  7: Cow I Met Your Moo-ther

  The judgmental voice in Hayley's head makes it impossible for her to enjoy a girls' night with Nerfer and Danuta.

• _{Monday, May 22nd, 2023}

  8: Stan Fixes a Shingle

  Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher's mallet.

• _{Monday, May 29th, 2023}

  9: Saving Face

  In an attempt to maintain his "prime," Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.

• _{Monday, September 4th, 2023}

  10: Frantastic Voyage

  When Stan goes too far to keep his work friend away from Francine, she is forced to save her new "little" friend.

• _{Monday, September 11th, 2023}

  11: A Little Mystery

  Hayley makes Jeff get a friend to add some mystery to their relationship but gets more mystery than she bargained for. Francine attempts to grow the world's longest fingernails.

• _{Monday, September 18th, 2023}

  12: Don't You Be My Neighbor

  The Smiths get new neighbors! Meanwhile, Roger dreads having to be a little boy's kite for a day.

• _{Monday, September 25th, 2023}

  13: Productive Panic

  Francine becomes an overnight sensation when a famous art dealer discovers her homemade pottery.

• _{Monday, October 2nd, 2023}

  14: Multiverse of American Dadness

  Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert.

• _{Monday, October 30th, 2023}

  15: Z.O.I.N.C.S.

  It's Halloween night and Stan is missing, so the Smith gang heads to the spooky, abandoned CIA headquarters to investigate.

• _{Monday, November 6th, 2023}

  16: A New Era for the Smith House

  Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation; Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.

• _{Monday, November 13th, 2023}

  17: Between a Ring and a Hardass

  Social Services threatens to take Steve away from the family when someone files a complaint about Steve's chaotic home life.

• _{Monday, November 20th, 2023}

  18: Footprints

  Stan and Roger go on a mission to leave their mark on humanity; Jeff finally deals with the reality of losing his signature hat.

• _{Monday, November 27th, 2023}

  19: Steve, Snot, and the Quest for the Og 4LOCO

  To have a chance with a girl, Steve and Snot must track down a keg of 4Loko.

• _{Monday, December 4th, 2023}

  20: The Pink Sphinx Holds Her Hearts on the Turn

  Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker in order to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.

• _{Monday, December 11th, 2023}

  21: A Little Extra Scratch

  Suspicious about Hayley's mysterious, newfound wealth, Francine decides to get to the bottom of it. Roger sets out to make Stan an internet celebrity.

• _{Monday, December 18th, 2023}

  22: Into the Jingleverse

  When Steve gives the family better Christmas gifts than Stan, Stan goes to great lengths to regain his title of "King of Presents."