Monday, February 4th, 2013
1: Ill Conceived
Harry becomes an overnight father figure to nine-year-old Billy and teenage Anastasia, who both seem to be the product of Harry's past foray into sperm donation. Meanwhile Harry meets Rose, a beautiful, if neurotic, single woman who's out to have a baby on her own, and who believes Harry may have what she needs to get pregnant.
Monday, February 11th, 2013
2: Zygote Problems
Harry helps Billy’s moms, Zoey and Michelle, to encourage Billy to be cooler at school. Meanwhile Jonathan and Janet fear their daughter Anastasia may be failing French, and administer an I.Q. test to Harry, fearing she got the ‘dumb gene’ from him. Harry and Rose square off about the future of Rose’s potential child.
Monday, February 18th, 2013
3: The Rhythmic Gymnastic Method
Harry signs Billy up for Rhythmic Gymnastics, so that Harry can hook up with the hot new gymnastics teacher. Meanwhile Jonathan offers Harry $5000 to disappear from his daughter’s life. Rose strikes up a friendship with Irene, who Harry fears will tell Rose all of Harry’s dirty secrets.
Monday, February 25th, 2013
4: The Ultrasound and the Fury
Double-booked, Harry must decide between scoring with a hot fashion model or attending his baby's first ultrasound.
Monday, March 4th, 2013
5: Birth of a Salesman
Harry helps Billy become his school’s top charity salesman, while Rose tests her maternal instincts on an electronic baby.
Monday, March 11th, 2013
6: Corner Orifice
Rose hides her pregnancy from her boss, while Harry discovers the truth about Jonathan and Janet's sex life.
Monday, March 18th, 2013
7: Fetal Attraction
Harry figures out the secret behind Rose’s new boyfriend, while Zoey and Michelle deal with consequences of Billy having lice.
Monday, March 25th, 2013
When Janet diagnoses Harry with Sympathetic Pregnancy, Rose finds that she’s competing for sympathy with her new, narcissistic belly-buddy, Harry. Meanwhile Zoey and Michelle rejoice after finding a babysitter (Leah Feidh Fassett) Harry can’t hit on – because she’s a lesbian. Janet discovers Jonathan has been seeing another therapist behind her back, Dr. Meinertzhagen (guest star Tom Green).
Monday, April 1st, 2013
9: Rebel Without Lamaze
Harry helps Rose to make friends in her new birthing class, while Janet and Jonathan fight for the chance to be involved in Anastasia's prom.
Monday, April 8th, 2013
10: Womb Mates
Harry coaxes out Rose's bachelor side when they are forced to share an apartment. Zoey's grandmother plays a visit, and Rachel goes behind Jonathan's back in an attempt to get a good deal on a car.
Monday, April 15th, 2013
11: The Sperm Whale
Harry lies about having a relationship with Rose to score with a home-wrecker; Jonathan and Janet attempt to connect with Anastasia online.
Monday, April 22nd, 2013
12: Always Use a Condo
Rose lies to make a preschool waitlist; while Zoey and Michelle attempt to give Billy 'The Talk'
Monday, April 29th, 2013
13: At Your Cervix
Roses's pregnancy nears full term, prompting Zoey and Michelle to contemplate whether they will ever want another child of their own.
Thursday, March 6th, 2014
1: The Second Coming
Harry, Michelle and Zoey dole out conflicting love advice to Billy, while Harry tries to deal with his newly discovered crush on Rose. Meanwhile, Rose can't wait to start dating a cute father at her baby's play group, but she’s not happy when she finds Harry spying on her date. Jonathan is thrilled to come to Harry's rescue, since Janet and Anastasia aren't interested in his advice.
Thursday, March 13th, 2014
2: Consenting Adults
Harry's feelings for Rose mean he's not interested in dating other women, but Zoey, Michelle and Janet convince him to date the director of Billy's school play. Meanwhile, Jonathan tells Rose about Harry's feelings for her, but Rose doesn't believe it when she catches Harry in a compromising situation.
Thursday, March 20th, 2014
3: To Breed or Not to Breed
With the sperm bank out of Harry’s 'stuff,' Zoey and Michelle go straight to the source. But Harry refuses to put out, forcing Zoey and Michelle to confront the reality of another baby. Meanwhile, Rose wants her boyfriend Bruce to get along with Harry, and Janet and Jonathan try to rekindle their 'happy marriage' – with disastrous results.
Thursday, March 27th, 2014
4: Safe Sects
Rose tricks Harry into babysitting so she can have her first sex date with new boyfriend Bruce, but is furious when Harry leaves baby Charlie with Janet, whose 'baby whispering' skills are put to the test. Meanwhile, Zoey worries that Billy is slow for not figuring out her homemade holiday, 'Gaia Day,' isn't real.
Thursday, April 3rd, 2014
5: Getting Tail
Harry becomes jealous of Billy and Jonathon's new bond, while Rose tries to spice things up with Bruce.
Thursday, April 10th, 2014
6: Mall My Children
Rose tries to put Harry's 'single dad powers' to good use, while Michelle, Zoey, Janet and Jonathon confront their bedroom fantasies.
Thursday, April 24th, 2014
7: Mother Sucker
Harry and Rose tell Rose´s judgemental mom a lie in order to keep her happy; and Michelle and Zoey turn to Jonathan for help preparing their wills.
Thursday, May 1st, 2014
8: The Bjorn Identity
Harry conquers a dating obstacle that brings Rose´s insecurities to the fore; at the same time, Michelle and Billy find themselves drawn into Zoey's war on sugar.
Thursday, May 8th, 2014
9: Et Tattoo, Bruté?
Harry hopes to raise the families’ opinion of him by introducing them to his delinquent big brother Frank, but Harry realizes he may be the family black sheep after Frank charms everyone.
Thursday, May 15th, 2014
10: Drool Me Once
Charlie isn't meeting his milestones fast enough.
Thursday, May 22nd, 2014
11: Baby Doctor Strangelove
Rose quickly gets over her initial annoyance with Harry dating baby Charlie's pediatrician after she comes to realize the perks of having a doctor on call.
Thursday, May 29th, 2014
12: Premature Driver's Education
Harry tries not to panic when he and his new girlfriend reach a landmark date. At the same time, Janet and Jonathan try to deny just how freaked out they are about teaching Anastasia how to drive.
Thursday, June 5th, 2014
13: Thanks for Coming
Feelings are mixed over the possibility that Harry isn't actually the sperm-donor dad of Anastasia and Billy. Elsewhere, Rose admits to herself that she has feelings for baby Charlie's father.