Thursday, February 1st, 2007
s1e1: Officer Jay
Sarah gets arrested for drinking (cough syrup) and driving. After she is released from jail Sarah discovers the attraction between her sister Laura and the arresting officer. Meanwhile Brian tries to convince his partner Steve that he is bisexual.
Thursday, February 8th, 2007
s1e2: Humanitarian of the Year
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
Thursday, February 15th, 2007
s1e3: Positively Negative
Sarah decides to take an AIDS test to cure her case of the blahs. Meanwhile Jay celebrates his birthday with a party.
Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
s1e4: Not Without My Daughter
Sarah becomes an adviser to a local beauty-pageant contestant. She encourages a young girl to enter the pageant in order to fulfill her own childhood dreams. Meanwhile, Steve's behavior in a police car result in unforeseen consequences.
Thursday, March 1st, 2007
s1e5: Muffin' Man
Sarah tries to explore her own sexuality. Meanwhile Brain and Steve bicker over a soft drink.
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
Sarah searches for AA batteries so that she can use her remote to turn off a television benefit for needy children. While on her search, Sarah loses a farting contest and has a sexual encounter with God.
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
s2e1: Bored of the Rings
Sarah discovers that the community group she joins is a radical anti-abortion group; a game of "Dungeons and Dragons" interferes with Steve and Brian's plans for a date night.
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
s2e2: Joan of Arf
Authorities take Sarah's dog Doug away when she is witnessed licking his hindquarters. Distraught, Sarah goes on a quest to redeem herself.
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
s2e3: Face Wars
Sarah strongly believes that it is much easier to be a black person in America than it is to be a Jewish person. To prove her point she decides to become black for a day. Meanwhile, Brian and Steve get carried away smoking medical marijuana.
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
When their mother's grave is vandalized, Sarah and Laura become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning enough money to replace the tombstone.
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
s2e5: Ah, Men
Sarah starts a relationship with God who turns out to be needy and insecure. However, she still hopes to show him off at her upcoming high school reunion. In the mean time, Brian and Steve question the origins of their sexuality.
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007
s2e6: Maid to Border
Sarah fires her maid, Dora, believing that she has stolen her beloved Hamburglar doll. When her life slips into filthy disarray, Sarah goes to Mexico to get her maid back, but Dora has since gained unexpected power.
Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
s2e7: High, It's Sarah
Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them. Jay has a problem with nocturnal emission.
Thursday, October 9th, 2008
s2e8: The Mongolian Beef
Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Steve's homemade short films get him some popularity with a demographic he'd never thought possible.
Thursday, October 16th, 2008
s2e9: Making New Friends
Sarah realizes her old friends aren't that much fun, so she decides to look for new ones.
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008
s2e10: Patriot Tact
Sarah defends our freedom by running over anyone with a beard.
Thursday, October 30th, 2008
Sarah has a problem with bedwetting. Well, Actually she's quite good at it.
Thursday, November 6th, 2008
s2e12: There's No Place Like Homeless
Sarah joins the rank of the homeless after losing her keys, but seems to like her new status after meeting an old friend who shows her the advantages of living on the streets.
Thursday, November 13th, 2008
s2e13: Fetus Don't Fail Me Now
Sarah cannot believe she is pregnant, and it seems to be too much for her to handle.
Thursday, November 20th, 2008
s2e14: I Thought My Dad Was Dead, But It Turns Out He's Not
Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. Brian spends a ridiculous amount of money on a DVD set, then commits to watching it enough times that it will make itself more economical than if he'd rented it. Guest starring Tim Heidecker as Jay's grief counselor.
Thursday, December 4th, 2008
Brian and Sarah set out to coin the next big word, in hopes it will become part of society's slang terms.
Thursday, December 11th, 2008
s2e16: Vow Wow
Sarah becomes engaged to Doug.
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
s3e1: The Proof Is in the Penis
In an attempt to get Sarah to ?man up?, Laura falsely informs her that she was born with both a penis and a vagina. Brian and Steve are haunted by the ghost of Mr. Jenkins.
Thursday, February 11th, 2010
s3e2: The Silverman and the Pillows
After Sarah's morning brunch at Romanski's is interrupted by a children's book reading, Sarah goes on a crusade of her own to show how easy it is to make children's books and television. Jay and his "anti-Sarah" support group, square off with Sarah on Real Time with Bill Maher. Laura informs Brian and Steve that their balls have an unpleasant odor.
Thursday, February 18th, 2010
s3e3: A Slip Slope
Sarah sues "Home Alone", the movie, for influencing her to accidentally murder her new neighbor. Her eloquent case about the dangerous influence of entertainment leads her to the position of official censor of Valley Village television. Brian seeks revenge on a bird who repeatedly shits on his head.
Thursday, February 25th, 2010
Sarah is sick of hearing about the upcoming mayoral election, so she amuses herself by campaigning for a fake write-in candidate whom she calls, "May Kadoody." An actual May Kadoody steps forward when her name is, shockingly, announced as the winner. Kadoody outlaws brunch and gay marriage, interfering with Steve's dream of marrying Brian.
Thursday, March 11th, 2010
s3e5: Smellin' of Troy
Sarah reconnects with her childhood imaginary friend, Troy, who lures into a life of sex and drugs. After Brian refuses to let Steve play in his band, Steve creates a song that mocks Brian, and gains immense popularity on the internet.
Friday, March 19th, 2010
s3e6: A Fairly Attractive Mind
Sarah has the mistaken epiphany that she is retarded, and tries to use her disability to inspire people. Brian and Steve accidentally bump heads while trying to pick up a magical dragon phone and switch bodies.
Friday, March 26th, 2010
s3e7: Songs in the Key of Yuck
Sarah and Steve go to a jam band concert where Sarah convinces all of the fans that they are tripping.
Friday, April 2nd, 2010
s3e8: Just Breve
Sarah narrates the story of Steve creating a baby robot.
Friday, April 9th, 2010
s3e9: A Good Van is Hard to Find
Brian and Steve have a stand-off to decide who will do the laundry.
Friday, April 16th, 2010
Laura and Sarah mount dueling Holocaust memorials.
s0e1: Pitch Storyboards
s0e2: Song Nuggets