Wednesday, September 26th, 2012
When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012
2: Journey to the Center of the Mall
The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions.
Wednesday, October 10th, 2012
3: Things Just Got Real
Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.
Wednesday, October 17th, 2012
4: Bathroom Etiquette
Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips.
Wednesday, October 24th, 2012
The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea.
Wednesday, October 31st, 2012
6: Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
Wednesday, November 7th, 2012
7: 50 Shades of Green
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.
Wednesday, November 14th, 2012
8: Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.
Wednesday, December 5th, 2012
9: Merry Crap-Mas
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas.
Wednesday, December 12th, 2012
10: Juan of the Dead
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.
Wednesday, January 9th, 2013
11: The Gingerbread Man
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.
Wednesday, January 16th, 2013
12: Cold War
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013
13: Dream Weavers
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met.
Wednesday, January 30th, 2013
14: The Back Nine
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
Wednesday, February 6th, 2013
15: Space Invaders
The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.
Wednesday, February 13th, 2013
16: Mother Clubbers
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.
Wednesday, February 20th, 2013
17: Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.
Wednesday, February 27th, 2013
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.
Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
19: I Believe I Can Drive
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very unconventional.
Wednesday, March 13th, 2013
20: Sing Like a Larry Bird
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.
Wednesday, March 20th, 2013
21: Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads.
Wednesday, March 27th, 2013
22: It Has Begun ...
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa.
Friday, September 20th, 2013
1: Family Conference
Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection.
Friday, September 27th, 2013
2: September Fools
After learning about April Fools' Day, Larry plans to prank the Weavers; Jackie helps Reggie try to convince Amber that he isn't interested in his Zabvronian soulmate.
Friday, October 4th, 2013
3: The Neighbours
When the Joyner-Kersee family was cut off financially, Jackie secretly got a job at a Mexican restaurant; Jackie invites her boss over in hope of getting a promotion, but things don't go as planned.
Friday, October 11th, 2013
4: The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S
Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley (Wendy Williams) at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to help Marty get in shape.
Friday, October 18th, 2013
Larry wants to combine his favorite holidays, Chanukah and Halloween; Marty and Debbie are challenged to a costume contest.
Friday, November 1st, 2013
6: Any Friggin' Sunday
Debbie focuses on Amber and Reggie's relationship as football season consumes the rest of the household; Larry tries to replace golf with football.
Friday, November 8th, 2013
7: We Jumped the Shark (Tank)
When Debbie creates a unique purse, Jackie gets them booked on "Shark Tank"; Amber choreographs Abby's dance for a big recital.
Friday, November 15th, 2013
8: Good Debbie Hunting
Debbie wants to enroll in business school but first must pass a qualifying exam; Reggie and Amber's relationship is tested.
Friday, November 22nd, 2013
9: Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait
Marty's father visits unexpectedly with stunning news, dashing Debbie and Marty's hopes for an uneventful Thanksgiving; Jackie's parents learn about human relationships.
Friday, December 6th, 2013
10: Supreme Like Me
A rift is caused when Jackie's parents help Debbie and Marty with a burst water pipe; Larry increases his efforts to find a job.
Friday, December 13th, 2013
11: A Christmas Story
When Debbie accidentally spoils Larry's Christmas surprise for Dick, Larry retaliates; Amber and Reggie try to get each other the perfect present.
Friday, January 10th, 2014
12: Fear and Loving in New Jersey
Debbie and Marty give the Bird-Kersees self-defense lessons; Larry wants to build panic room; Jane interrupts Amber and Reggie's date night.
Friday, January 17th, 2014
13: High School Reunion
Marty and Debbie prepare for their high school reunion, where Debbie will face her arch nemesis and Marty and his high school band perform.
Friday, January 24th, 2014
14: Man, Actually
Debbie faces a flirtatious professor at school; Amber mourns her relationship with Reggie; Larry and Reggie's Zabvronian cycles leave them emotional wrecks.
Friday, January 31st, 2014
15: You've Lost That Larry Feeling
Debbie's maternal instincts take over when she hosts her college study group; for the first time, Larry experiences jealousy; Reggie and Amber make a decision.
Friday, February 28th, 2014
16: Oscar Party
The Weavers decide to host an Oscar party and invite old friends they've lost touch with; the Bird-Kersees hear about the party and decide to help make it a lavish, over-the-top event.
Friday, March 7th, 2014
17: Balle Balle!
A co-worker invites Larry to a traditional Indian wedding; Larry and Jackie get carried away with wedding gift ideas.
Friday, March 14th, 2014
18: A Night in (Lou Ferrigno’s Hibachi) Heaven
Marty plans a date night that isn't what Debbie envisioned; Dick falls for the new baby sitter (Rachel Dratch).
Friday, March 21st, 2014
19: Uncle Benjamin
Debbie's estranged mother (Rhea Perlman) invites the Weavers to her timeshare in San Diego so they can meet her newly adopted 10-year-old son; Marty tries to help Abby overcome her fear of the ocean.
Friday, March 28th, 2014
20: Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
Marty and Debbie's bowling partners want her off the team; Larry's father sends someone to take over the mission.
Friday, April 4th, 2014
21: All That Jazzy Jeff
Larry's brother DJ Jazzy Jeff visits in the hopes of bringing everyone home to Zabvron; Amber admits to having a boyfriend.
Friday, April 11th, 2014
22: There Goes the Neighbors' Hood
Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood.