Wednesday, January 29th, 2003
s1e2: Introducing Tyrone Biggums
Dave plays crack addict Tyrone Biggums, who gives a speech to an elementary school classroom. Also featuring musical guest Mos Def.
Wednesday, February 5th, 2003
s1e3: Love Those Breasts
Dave plays an angel who shows a woman, regretful of her large chest, the error of her ways in "It's a Wonderful Chest." A shopping network spoof finds QVC selling very odd and distasteful items. Dave also shares humorous outtakes from the classic miniseries "Roots." Also featuring musical performer Talib Kweli.
Wednesday, February 12th, 2003
s1e4: Slavery Reparations
Dave gives out awards to women with great "New York Boobs" and assesses the problems that would result from offering slavery reparations. Also featuring musical guest Busta Rhymes.
Wednesday, February 19th, 2003
s1e5: Great Moments in Hookup History
Dave looks at "Great Moments in Hook-Up History" and is an interview guest on "Inside Chappelle's Show Studio." Paul Mooney hosts a segment of "Ask a Black Dude." Redman offers up his new "Redman Potty Fresh" toilet cleaner in a commercial, and Dave shows a commercial for "Rocka Pads."
Wednesday, February 26th, 2003
s1e6: The Mad Real World
Dave envisions what "The Real World" would be like with a black cast that includes one super white man. Also featuring musical performer David Broom.
Wednesday, March 5th, 2003
s1e7: Wu-Tang Consulting Firm
Dave takes a look at a great moment in hook-up history and shows "Real Movies" based on "The Matrix" and a grim look at "Pretty Woman." The Wu Tang Clan advertises their new financial firm, and Paul Mooney offers up another segment of "Ask a Black Dude." A Jedi Scandal is exposed. Also featuring music performer Killer Mike.
Wednesday, March 12th, 2003
s1e8: The Return of Tyrone Biggums
Dave looks at what really happened behind the scenes of the movies "Ghost" and "Half Baked." Dave goes inside the racism present among Hollywood's animal stars. Dave also returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, whose friends stage an intervention and take him to a rehab center. Also featuring a musical performance by Slum Village.
Wednesday, March 19th, 2003
Dave invades Japan in the sci-fi-themed "Blackzilla" and stars in his own video game. Dave also offers up a look at the "Player Hater's Ball." Also featuring musical performer The Roots.
Wednesday, March 26th, 2003
s1e10: Inner City Gang Wars
Dave looks at one of the world's greatest wars. He also examines R. Kelly's older videos to point out the future sex crimes that are indicated in the material. Also featuring another segment of "Ask a Black Dude" with Paul Mooney and a musical performance by GZA.
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003
Funkmaster Flex hires a rapper, played by Dave, who keeps repeating the same non-lyrical phrases over and over again. Dave visits a kid with cancer, but takes no mercy when he plays the kid at Playstation 2. Dave also buys a camera that has the power to see people's innermost thoughts. Also featuring music performer De La Soul.
Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
s1e12: Trading Spouses
Dave delves into what would happen if couples attempted "Trading Spouses" and introduces a new family-oriented form of marijuana which contains no THC. Also featuring musical guest Blackstar.
Wednesday, April 16th, 2003
s1e13: The Best of Chappelle's Show: Volume 1 Mixtape
The funniest and most memorable moments from the first season of Chappelle's Show including: Rocka Pads Tampon Commercial Wu Tang Financial A commercial for a company called Wu Tang Financial with the Wu Tang Clan Black, White Supremacist A blind black man is racist towards black thinking he, himself, is white
Wednesday, July 16th, 2003
s1e14: The Best of Chappelle's Show: Volume 2 Mixtape
A second best of installment of the Best of Chappelle's Show first season.
Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
s2e1: The Racial Draft
Dave runs for office and offers a look at life in slow motion. Dave also plays Samuel L Jackson in a beer commercial, and co-commentates on the first-ever "Racial Draft."
Wednesday, January 28th, 2004
s2e2: The Niggar Family
Dave looks at what it would be like to have a black version of watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher. Paul Mooney plays "Negrodamus" and Dave plays Calvin, who gets a job at WacArnolds. Also featuring music performer DMX.
Wednesday, February 4th, 2004
s2e3: White People Can't Dance
Dave Chappelle examines the age-old myth about white people's inability to dance. Dave tries out a new sleep aid. The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30.
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004
s2e4: True Hollywood Stories - Rick James
Dave unveils the Love Contract and offers up the True Hollywood Story of actor Charlie Murphy, along with musical guest Ludacris.
Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
s2e5: True Hollywood Stories - Prince
Paul Mooney provides answers about the mysteries of life as "Negrodamus." "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story" focuses on Prince, as he takes to the basketball court. Also featuring musical guest Cee-Lo.
Wednesday, February 25th, 2004
s2e6: If The Internet Were Real
Dave examines what the daily life of rapper Lil John might be like and tries to imagine how the internet would look if it was an actual place. Also featuring musical guest Anthony Hamilton.
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
s2e7: World Series of Dice
Dave and his friends have a mishap at the drive-thru. A look at the World Series of Dice. Also featuring musical guests Common and Kanye West.
Wednesday, March 10th, 2004
s2e8: I Know Black People
Dave hosts the game show "I Know Black People" and offers up another look at "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong." Also featuring musical performer Erykah Badu.
Wednesday, March 24th, 2004
s2e9: Oprah's Baby Daddy
Dave thinks Oprah is pregant with his child. Dave also goes into his experience as a member of the O.J. Simpson trial jury. Also featuring musical guest Wyclef.
Thursday, March 25th, 2004
s2e10: Making Da Band
Dave takes a closer look at the P. Diddy-produced reality television show called "Making Da Band" and introduces a new children's show called "Kneehigh Park." Also featuring musical guests Snoop Dogg, and Wyclef and Q-Tip.
Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
s2e11: Greatest Misses
Dave introduces skits that were too crazy to make the cut, including footage of a trip to the Nelson Mandela bootcamp for teenagers. Dave also imagines what it would be like if the whole world was gay. Also featuring musical guests Kanye West and Mos Def.
Wednesday, April 7th, 2004
s2e12: The Wayne Brady Show
Dave quits his show at Comedy Central and is promptly replaced by comedian Wayne Brady. Dave returns as crackhead Tyrone Biggums, who appears as a guest on "Fear Factor." Dave also hangs out with Wayne Brady, who proves to be unexpectedly menacing. Also featuring music performer Talib Kweli.
Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
s2e13: Black Bush
Dave looks at recent world events and tries to assess the way things would have gone had President Bush been black. Dave takes a look back at the first black person in history to use a white toilet. Dave also examines a moment in the life of Lil Jon when he plays the rapper while talking to the real Lil Jon on the phone. Also featuring a musical performance by Big Boi.
Wednesday, April 21st, 2004
s2e14: The Best Of Chappelle's Show Season 2 Volume One
Dave looks at the funniest moments of the second season including: The Niggars A caucasian family with an unusual last name. Samuel Jackson Beer Sam Jackson shows off his new beer. The Black Man's Innocent Dave goes on trial for celebrities like Michael Jackson and R Kelly. I'm Wayne Brady Biatch! Dave and Wayne Brady hang out, but things get ugly.
Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
s2e15: Music Jump-Off
In the first all music episode of Chappelle's Show, Dave hosts a full half-hour of music from Chappelle's Show.
Monday, May 3rd, 2004
s2e16: The Best Of Chappelle's Show Season 2 Volume Two
The best of season 2...again. Including: THS: Prince Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story With Prince The Racial Draft Drafting of people to other races including Wu Tang Clan to the Asians, and Colin Powell to the Caucasians. White People Dancing Dave and his friend go out and experiment with the ""White People Can't Dance"" stereotype.
Sunday, July 9th, 2006
s3e1: Lost Episode 1
Dave looks to enact vengeance on everyone who has done him wrong in the past after signing a sweet new deal. Meanwhile, people suddenly charge him a lot more money for even the most trivial things that used to cost very little.
Sunday, July 16th, 2006
s3e2: Lost Episode 2
Dave hits the campaign trail as yell-happy presidential candidate Howard Dean and assumes the role of an antagonistic Gary Coleman. He also attempts to elude a crop of persistent racial stereotype pixies.
Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
s3e3: Lost Episode 3
Dave meets the powerful Show Business and offers a look at a bunch of monsters who have seen their share of discrimination.
Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003
s1e1: Black White Supremacist
Dave pokes fun at an annoying Mitsubishi car commercial. Dave appears in a video to show Popcopy copy store employees how to annoy the customers. Dave makes a case for hip-hop's degradation of women, which ruins the legacy of Nat King Cole. Learn how to order your very own home stenographer. Dave plays a blind, angry white supremacist who joins the KKK, but doesn't know he's black.